So, blowjobs…

‘Nuff said, right? They’ve been on my mind lately, as I may have performed a few last weekend (all on the same person, y’know, I’m still quasi-nunning around), they came up (no pun intended?) a few times at a storytelling show and I recently stumbled upon a blog I quite liked on the subject.

At Jefferson’s Foreplay show last week (which happens on every other Monday at The Delancey, in case you want to check it out in the future), he regaled the audience, as he often does, with tales of recent and past blow jobs. He’s convinced, for one, that girls from New Jersey give the best blowjobs (anyone care to corroborate that? I’ve only heard him say so, and can’t judge for myself as I don’t have a dick). He’s also previously alluded to the fact that pretty girls are bad at it, while chubby/fat chicks are great at it. (Something I’ve heard from others before). And while I don’t intend to lay claim to being pretty or to being great at sucking dick, it still kind of sucks (ahem) to think that they’re necessarily mutually exclusive.

I did tell a story later myself at the show, about the first time I put a cock in my mouth (something that seemed to have gone over very well, as the guy came in an unexpected few minutes) and about this being a big deal at the tender age of 18, since I had been a good Catholic girl theretofore.  At which point, Jefferson conceded that pretty Catholic girls (note the qualifier) do actually tend to be great at blowjobs. Maybe so.

But I think the claim, in general, that pretty girls are bad at it can be refuted by Arden Leigh’s blog (unless she’s Catholic). I’ve been following her a lot lately and recently stumbled upon this gem of a blowjob advice column, which she wrote for the Dating Advice website. She wrote it in such a way as to make the experience sound and BE enjoyable for the giver of the BJ, not just the receiver, seeing as a lot of other articles out there on oral how-to seem to suggest that this is an act that women can’t possibly enjoy and are only putting up with at the guy’s behest.

But here she beautifully refutes that point, sounds like someone who is great at sucking cock (and she certainly is pretty) and, gasp, enjoys it!

I particularly love this part:

The best moments in sex are when the most vulgar acts become holy and the profane ones become profound because your desire manifests itself as an excruciating need for physical closeness, the intimacy of the most clandestine parts of your bodies meeting.”

Catholic or not, Amen to that!

Click here for the rest of it, it’s rather delectable…

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